17 “Me Vs You” Tweets That You Will Absolutely Love

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You: *does something*; Me: *does it better*

1. You always have the “You can’t steal a lewk if I did it better, sis. (:” mindset.

How dare you even try it?

2. Sometimes you’re a bit messy, but that doesn’t mean you’re not fierce.

The chick on the left may do ballet, but the boots you have on are the real showstopper.

3. You make sure that your successes are made public for everyone to see.

“That thing you did is cute, but here’s this gorgeous thing I’m doing.” – you, probably.

4. You always arrive in style.

You b*tches can’t even spell bus!

5. And are always on the forefront of the ~hot-button~ issues.

The Babadook? King of the gays; Jennifer Lawrence is shaking.

6. Did we say that you flaunt even when messy?

7. You and the girls are always synchronized and in check.

There’s no time for that quirky, “we’re just like everyone else xD” nonsense.

8. You can’t help it that you shine so bright.

Do you really have to apologize for that?

9. Others often are inspired by said shine, but you don’t think they pull it off.

10. Being plain is just boring to you.

“Plain” is for old people and white rice.

11. The confidence that you rock gives yourself an extra kick.

Save the mayonnaise for someone else, Sally, we only stan hot sauce.

12. Sometimes people don’t know WTF you’re doing, but it’s still cute.

13. Your ex-b*yfriend? You know he’ll never glow-up from you.

14. You even think your relationships are cuter than most.

You literally invented love.

15. Even on the off-chance that you weren’t the trendsetter, the person who did it before you? We don’t know her.

Basically, you’re the one and only.

16. But sometimes, that self-confidence comes with a little bit of sweetness…

No vanillas here.

17. And you decide that to spread that confidence around.

You: queen of giving the girls and gays everything they want.

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