17 “Me Vs You” Tweets That You Will Absolutely Love
You: *does something*; Me: *does it better*
1. You always have the “You can’t steal a lewk if I did it better, sis. (:” mindset.
You vs. Me: pic.twitter.com/73jhDu1xFa
— Wanna (@WannasWorld) June 18, 2017
How dare you even try it?
2. Sometimes you’re a bit messy, but that doesn’t mean you’re not fierce.
me vs you pic.twitter.com/2jx6IHbXzK
— gulay (@gulaywonderland) June 17, 2017
The chick on the left may do ballet, but the boots you have on are the real showstopper.
3. You make sure that your successes are made public for everyone to see.
You, wincing through your sports bar gig vs Me, practicing for my Kanye support slot pic.twitter.com/3vdbGijfjb
— Ghostly (@ghostly) June 15, 2017
“That thing you did is cute, but here’s this gorgeous thing I’m doing.” – you, probably.
4. You always arrive in style.
Me vs you pic.twitter.com/2c2gESru5Q
— Ebony (@itsebonylashae) June 14, 2017
You b*tches can’t even spell bus!
5. And are always on the forefront of the ~hot-button~ issues.
me vs you pic.twitter.com/ixAImJz3fX
— KaTlE (@danytagaryn) June 9, 2017
The Babadook? King of the gays; Jennifer Lawrence is shaking.
6. Did we say that you flaunt even when messy?
Me vs you: pic.twitter.com/6VTHxeGBSF
— BEL AMI PEREZ (@Watdahel_Marcel) June 19, 2017
7. You and the girls are always synchronized and in check.
Me vs you pic.twitter.com/RT5bc3OzxL
— . (@ShamelessAlvi) June 6, 2017
There’s no time for that quirky, “we’re just like everyone else xD” nonsense.
8. You can’t help it that you shine so bright.
Me vs. you pic.twitter.com/LdVzzH7yV3
— no (@tbhjuststop) March 14, 2017
Do you really have to apologize for that?
9. Others often are inspired by said shine, but you don’t think they pull it off.
Me vs you pic.twitter.com/ZD9IB4XEF8
— Karim 🤴🏽 (@thefamewarrior) June 2, 2017
10. Being plain is just boring to you.
me vs. you pic.twitter.com/RuXcVv5QbW
— twist (@twistCMYK) May 28, 2017
“Plain” is for old people and white rice.
11. The confidence that you rock gives yourself an extra kick.
me vs. you pic.twitter.com/BjS2mKNzea
— MAC IN MALIBU (@macjamesward) May 11, 2017
Save the mayonnaise for someone else, Sally, we only stan hot sauce.
12. Sometimes people don’t know WTF you’re doing, but it’s still cute.
me vs you pic.twitter.com/HaRFQmfDig
— aillah (@thranduiIien) December 19, 2016
13. Your ex-b*yfriend? You know he’ll never glow-up from you.
me vs you pic.twitter.com/dHmYl3ktup
— Friends TV Show (@FriendsComedy) March 21, 2017
14. You even think your relationships are cuter than most.
— Dee C (@invisiblepies) May 13, 2017
You literally invented love.
15. Even on the off-chance that you weren’t the trendsetter, the person who did it before you? We don’t know her.
Me vs. You pic.twitter.com/CxfeFkyiC1
— ️ (@britneyscheetos) December 8, 2016
Basically, you’re the one and only.
16. But sometimes, that self-confidence comes with a little bit of sweetness…
me vs. you pic.twitter.com/41eDymBoHx
— Mau (@screamau) May 3, 2017
No vanillas here.
17. And you decide that to spread that confidence around.
Me vs. you bc we both are amazing and beautiful potatoes and when we lift each other up we achieve more so be kind to one another pic.twitter.com/bf5g6JP017
— Mahrukh Jamal (@airjamal360) May 11, 2017
You: queen of giving the girls and gays everything they want.